Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal
dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
I LOVE THAT CATHOLICISM HAS PATCH NOTES
Catholicism Pub Release ver 1.8.21
- Infinite torture dimension removed
- Cardinals now take 20% more fire damage
- Papal breast slider added
Cardinals are human and cannot take more “fire damage” unless the Lord permits them. This is false advertising and giving people an untrue understanding of Catholicism.
Heresy.
Your silence on the papal titty slider is deafening.
I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad
Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.
Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner.
Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.
I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.
“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”
Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.
#marie kondo your marriage
Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”
“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”
And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.
If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.
If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.
^ i-
I did ^^^ when my ex-fiance this this shit, I went in full teacher mode (I went to uni to become a teacher). Twice. He refused to eat at my place after the second round.
tinfcomic
